Qynovox Ray

PC or console. You’ve heard it a thousand times. I’ve argued it in Discord chats, at parties, and while waiting for a game to install.

Gaming currency is everywhere on consoles. You see it in the PlayStation Store. You bump into it on Xbox. It’s even hiding in Nintendo eShop tabs.

I tried Exconsoles because my friend said it was easy. It was not easy. I broke three controllers. I missed two birthdays.

I get tired of scrolling through ten sites just to find one real update about my console. You do too. It’s messy out there. New games drop.

I remember blowing into cartridges. It didn’t work. But man, did it feel like it should. You’ve seen the ads. The unboxing videos.